Saturday, November 27, 2010

For the scapegoats

When asked for a blessing on the way to his execution:

Morant: "No thank you, I'm a pagan."

Chaplain: "And you?"

Peter: "What's a pagan?"

Morant: "Er, it's somebody who doesn't believe there is a divine being dispensing justice to mankind."

Peter,to Chaplain: "I'm a pagan too..."

Morant: "There is an epitath, I'd like, Matthew 10:36"

...

"And a man's foes shall be that of his own household."

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